A man staggers into an emergency room
with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was
like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!'"