A pair of chickens walk into a public
library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian
decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them
some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.
Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed.
One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The
librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and
promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.
About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian,
looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'
The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her
stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to
follow them and find out what's happening.
She follows them out of the library, out of town, and into to a
park. She hides behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.
She sees the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond,
to which the frog keeps commenting, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."