A young blonde was on vacation in
the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated
with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so
I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck
out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted
the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward
her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of
effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several
more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then, the blonde flipped
the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darnit,
this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"