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A man was blissfully driving along,
when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.
He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit
jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went
flying all over the place. The driver, being a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and
got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket.
Much to his dismay, the Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the
same road saw the man crying and pulled over. She stepped out of
her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he
explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it.
There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked
over to the limp, dead Bunny, and prayed the entire contents of
the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked
up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans
and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped,
turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards,
then turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What was it that
you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
label...
It said: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent
wave...
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