Two lawyers were out hunting when
they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the
The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season,
so we should follow the tracks and find our prey."
The second lawyer responded,"Those are clearly elk tracks, and
elk are out of season. If we follow your advice, we'll waste the
Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and
they both bitterly stuck to their guns.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.