A man is driving down the freeway with
his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices
the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the
penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.
Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for
speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing
sun glasses and eating ice cream.
The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins
to the zoo."
The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking
them to the beach."