Two Scottish nuns had just arrived
to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that
the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live
in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog
vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot
dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began
to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it
for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously,
"What part did you get?"