Humor about the funny things in life

A Blonde's Year in Review

* January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

* February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

* March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

* April
Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

* June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

* July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

* August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.

* September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

* October
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

* November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

* December
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!