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Humor about Chicago
Welcome to Chicago!
First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Chi-caw-go,
or Cha-ca-ga, depending on if you live North or South of Roosevelt
There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Chicago.
All directions start with, "I-94"... which has no beginning and no end.
The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10.
If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,
cussed out and, if you happen to be on the south side, possibly
Construction on Northwest Tollway is a way of life and a permanent
form of entertainment.
All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we're
Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators.
First Ave, LaGrange Rd, Pulaski, NW Highway...all mysteriously change names as you cross intersections.
If you are asking directions in Cicero you must have knowledge
A trip across town (east to west) will take a minimum of four hours,
although many north/south freeways have unposted minimum speeds
The wrought iron on windows near Englewood and Austin is NOT ornamental.
The Eisenhower Expressway is our daily version of NASCAR.
If it's 100 degrees, it's Taste of Chicago time.
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