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11. Dogs come when you call them.
10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.
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