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| Action | Meaning | |
| Staring at the food dish | = | Feed Me |
| Staring at the cupboard | = | Feed Me |
| Licking the empty bowl | = | Feed Me |
| Looking at you, taking two steps, looking at you again | = | Follow me to the kitchen and feed me |
| Looking at your lap | = | Okay, you seem to like it when I sit on you — then will you feed me? |
| Sitting on your head | = | Wake up and feed me. |
| Scratching at the bedroom door | = | Wake up, Open this door and FEED ME. |
| Meow, Meow, Meowrrr | = | Feed me, Feed me, Feed me NOW! |
| Burp | = | Thank you! |
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