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| I pulled into a crowded parking lot and
rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had
fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to
impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb
backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now
you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park."
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