In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan
neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of
what breed they are comes up.
The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel
and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."
The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's
nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was
an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing
The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change
the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep
saying. Finally, he gives in.
"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi