animal humor collection

Brain Candy "Funny Pieces" is a quickly growing collection of bits and pieces of humor. These might be jokes, stories, or bits of whimsy the Brain Candy collector feels are worthy of being shared with others. New pieces will be added occasionally.

	Animal Humor collection topics:
				= New
		A day at the races
		A frog at the bank
		A Guide to Understanding Your Cat			A Cat's New Year Resolutions
		A Letter to My Cats			A Dog's New Year Resolutions
		Alligator Shoes
		After Death
		Answered Prayers
		Baby skunk rescue
		Bar Mitzva Bee
		Bi-Lingual Parrot
		Catholic Dog
		Cat Heaven
		Chicken Surprise
		Comfortable
		Dead Cat
		Deer Tracks
		Does Your Cat Own You?
		Dog in heat
		Dog Math
		Dogs Letters to God
		Dragging their feet
		Eats shoots and leaves
		Fish Heads
		Flying kitten
		Flying turtle
		Golfing with cows
		Hen House
		How to Give Your Pet a Pill
		How to Wash the Cat
		Ice Fishing
		Janitor Dog
		Jesus is Watching You!
		Lab created animals
		Literate chickens
		Mixed breed dogs
		Penguins and the zoo
		Preacher's horse racing
		Prowling Cat
		Puma Poetry
		Ranch Life
		Rules for Dog Owners
		Seeing Eye Dogs
		Smart cats
		Stay!
		Stolen Turkey
		Talking Parrot
		The blonde's dogs
		The chicken and the horse
		The Consultant
		The Crash Site
		The Dog Rules
		The Duck Hunter's Dog
		The Easter Bunny
		The fire dog
		The game warden
		The giraffe
		The lonely frog
		The man and his ostrich
		The mother-in-law
		The old rooster
		The Princess and the Geek
		The rabbit and the snake
		The rabbit's joke
		The scaly beast
		The talking horse
		The Three Bears
		The Three Little Pigs
		Three Blind Mice
		Today's Special
		Top 11 Dog & Cat Characteristics
		Two dogs, please
		"The End of the Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat
	Short one-line animal riddle jokes			Christmas humor for dogs
		Short Animal Jokes - Ants, Part 1		A Doggy Wonderland
				Christmas Dog
		Short Animal Jokes - Birds		A Dog's Christmas promises
				'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Dog Version
		Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 1		A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas
		Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 2		Holiday Etiquette For Dogs
		Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 3		Wrapping presents with dogs
		Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 4		What not to get your dog for Christmas
		Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 1
		Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 2
		Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 3
				Christmas humor for cats
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 1			A Cat's Christmas
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 2			Wrapping Presents with a Cat
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 3			Cats' Top 10 Christmas Songs
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 4
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 5
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 6		Animal Christmas humor
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 7			Christmas Turkey
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 8
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 9
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 10
		Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 11
		Short Animal Jokes -Elephants, Part 1
		Short Animal Jokes -Elephants, Part 2
		Short Animal Jokes -Elephants, Part 3
		Short Animal Jokes - Frogs, Part 1
		Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part 1
		Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part 2
		Short Animal Jokes - Penguins

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