humor collection

Brain Candy "Funny Pieces" is a quickly growing collection of bits and pieces of humor. These might be jokes, stories, or bits of whimsy the Brain Candy collector feels are worthy of being shared with others. New pieces will be added occasionally.

Humor collection topics:		= New

animals (NEW CONTENT - 9 August 2007)

age and aging		diets, health, anatomy
	A salute to the survivors		Calories That Don't Count
	The Senility Prayer		Doctors: What they say & What they really mean
	Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid		Holiday Diet
	Then & Now		New Diet Rules
	Why am I so tired?		Things you don't want to hear during surgery
	Warning for All Women!

hobbies and occupations			gender
	Elementary Teacher Quiz		A Woman's Fairy Tale
	Phone Menu at the Mental Health Institute		A Woman's Prayer
	You Might be an Internet Addict		Because I'm a Man
	You know You're a Mother When ...		Famous Mom Quotes
			How to Impress People
			Men & Women in the Business World
			Things I Learned From My Mother
language			Women and Men
	The English Lesson
	The Funny English Language
	Mysteries of Anatomy


politics		religion
	I'm confused (election 2004)		Religion & Bible Jokes
			Things said by moms in the Bible


life		holidays
	A Blonde's Year in Review		"After Thanksgiving" Poem
	Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody		Christmas Rum Cake
	Funeral Do's and Don'ts		Holiday Diet
	Handy Tips For Life		Halloween Rules
	History 101		Halloween Tombstones
	I Resign		Riddled Xmas Carols
	If You Love Someone		Employee Christmas Party MEMO
	Things That Irritate a Sane Person		Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
	You Know it Will Be a Bad Day When


miscellaneous funny stuff		marriage
	Meet Jack Schitt		Love, Lust and Marriage
	Van Gogh's Relatives






Chicago
	Rules of the Road, Chicago Style