ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe
hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
"I realize strained plums
are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little
"I'm not upset the you
lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how
he got a better grade than you!"
"It's a nice car, Bruce,
but do you realize how much the insurance will be!"
"I've got a bill here
for a busted chair from the bear family. You know anything about
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:
"Well, all I've got to
say is if you don't get of your tuffet and start cleaning your room,
there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But, Albert, it's your
senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling
gel, mousse, something....?"
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch
you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance
"That's a nice story,
but now tell me where you've really been for the past 3 days!"
"Clark, your father and
I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone
line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud
that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that
light and get to bed!"