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Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in
a car crash?
Have you seen Quasimodo?
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
How does a girl vampire flirt?
What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her
that he really liked his grandfather?
What did the cannibal do when he saw an "All you can eat"
What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What do little ghosts drink?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
What do witches put on their hair?
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What do you call a little monster's parents?
What do you call a monster with no neck?
What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
What do you do with a green monster?
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin
by its radius?
What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's Day?
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
What game do ghost like to play?
What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
What instrument do skeletons play?
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
What is a ghost's favorite desert?
What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?
What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
What kind of key opens a casket?
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