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What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
What type of music do ghosts prefer?
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
What's a ghost's favorite desert?
What's a ghoul's favorite game?
What's a haunted chicken?
What's big and gray and wears a mask at the theater?
What's big and green and goes "Oink, Oink?"
What's Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
What's the best way to catch an ear of corn?
When do ghosts usually appear?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
Where do most werewolves live?
Where do you take a ghost who's backed into a lawn mower?
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Where does a one-armed man shop?
Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
Which songs does Dracula hate?
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Who was the most famous witch detective?
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
Why did the ghost cross the road?
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Why do you always see ghosts & demons together?
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
Why don't mummies take vacations?
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ?
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