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Short Animal Jokes
Ants

Short Animal Jokes - Ants, Part 1

 

During what season do ants eat most?
Summer. That is when they go to a lot of picnics.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, da, da, dead ant."

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independent.

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.

What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.

What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.

What is a foreign ant?
Important.

What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.

What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.

What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.

Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants.

Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant.

Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies.

 


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