Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Cats

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.

How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats

What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby.

What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.