Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Cats

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew.

What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.

What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A sourpuss.

What do you call a cloned kitten?
A copycat.

What do you call Christopher Columbus' cat?
Christofurry Columbus.

What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.

What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded tweet.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?
Cat-a-log.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.