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Cows

Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 1

 

How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.

How do you get a cow from one place to another?
With a mooooooving van.

What city do cows love most in the USA?
MOO York City.

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
De-calfinated.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.

What do you call a sleeping bull
A bull-dozer.

 


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