Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Cows

What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!

Where do cows go on dates?
To the movies.

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.

Why did Cleopatra take milk baths?
She couldn't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moosic store.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way.

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.

Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.

Why is a barn so noisy?
All the cows have horns.