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Dogs

Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 1

 

Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.

How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
He ate table scraps.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!

How do mutts get around in the snow?
They use dog sleds.

How do you bake a cake for Lassie?
You start with collie flour....

How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
Melon-collie!

How is a dog like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.

If you take your dog to the mall, where should you leave him?
In a barking space.


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