Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Dogs

What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.

What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.

What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.

What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.

What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.

What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!

What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.

What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.