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Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 3

 

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones

What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies!

What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
Dog biscuits

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A Croacker Spaniel.

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a coat?
A hounds-tooth jacket.

 


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