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Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Dogs
Short
Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 3
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling!
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies!
What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
Dog biscuits
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr!
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A Croacker Spaniel.
What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a coat?
A hounds-tooth jacket.
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