Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Dogs

What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.

What do you say when you want to quiet little dogs?
"Hush, puppies."

What does a dog baseball pitcher need to have fun?
A dog catcher.

What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree.

What does a dog use to play golf?
A kennel club.

What does a lazy dog chase?
Parked cars.

What does a pooch use to write a letter?
A dog pen.

What does a preacher's dog shout?
"Howllelujah!"

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire haired terriers!!