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Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 6

 

What kind of tree goes arf! arf!?
A dogwood.

What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.

What's the first thing a dog politician learns?
How to shake hands.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.

Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
In pup tents.

Where should you never take a dog
To a flea market.

Which breed of dog can make you yell "Ouch"?
The Doberman pincher.

Which dog eats twice as much as any other dog?
A Chow Chow.

Which dog has long hair and never spends any money?
An Old English cheap dog.

Which dog is a 14-carat canine?
The golden retriever.

 


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