Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Dogs

Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side.

Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
Petsylvania.

Which states have a lot of canines?
North and South Dogkota.

Who is the dog’s favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!

Who was the most famous pooch poet?
Henry Wadsworth Dogfellow.

Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet.

Why can dogs scratch whenever they want to?
They live in a flea country.

Why couldn't the dog answer the phone?
He was all tied up.

Why did the boy name his dog Hamlet?
He was a Great Dane.

Why did the boy name his dog Toro?
He was a bull terrier.