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Elephants

Short Animal Jokes - Elephants, Part 2

 

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you do with a green elephant?
Leave it on the tree until it's ripe.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great holes all over Australia.

What goes thump, thump, squish thump, thump, squish?
An elephant with one wet shoe.

What happens when you run around in an elephant's stomach?
You get pooped out.

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!

What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
Squash.

Why do elephants trumpet?
They don't know how to play the violin.

Why do elephants wear sandals?
So that they don't sink in the sand.
Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.

 


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