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Animal Jokes - Elephants, Part 3
What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers
and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant.
Which is stronger an elephant or a snail?
A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its
Who is the most famous singing female elephant?
Who is the most famous singing male elephant?
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Because they can't keep their trunks up.
Why did the elephant paint himself orange?
So he could hide in the pumpkin patch.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the strawberry patch.
Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
Why do elephants eat raw food?
Because they don't know how to cook
Why do elephants rarely travel by plane?
It's tough to get their trunks in the overhead bins.
Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
Because if he was small, white and round, he'd be an aspirin.