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Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Frogs

Short Animal Jokes - Frogs, Part 1

 

How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!

How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
Use the rear defrogger.

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

What did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak."

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.

What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.

What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a hare?
A bunny ribbit.

What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!

 


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