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Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Mice

Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part 1

 

How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say “cheese.”

How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!

What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.

What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.

What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.

What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.

What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.


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