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Humor about animals
Short Animal Jokes
Mice

Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part 2

 

What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.

What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!

What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.

What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.

When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.

When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.

Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.

 


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