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| How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make an egg laugh?
How do you prevent a Summer cold?
How does a pig go to hospital?
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
What bird can lift the most?
What bone will a dog never eat?
What can you hold without ever touching it?
What clothes does a house wear?
What country makes you shiver?
What did one elevator say to the other?
What did one magnet say to the other?
What did Tennessee?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the necktie say to the hat?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do bees do with their honey?
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland,
and then dies in Cincinnati?
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
What do you call the best butter on the farm?
What do you do when your chair breaks?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What happens when frogs park illegally?
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
What has one horn and gives milk?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
What's green and loud?
What's round and bad-tempered?
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
Where do fortune tellers dance?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
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